You go and flirt in a Yugioh shirt
End of freshman year I dressed all in black with giant Beyond Baggy Anchor Blue jeans and I wore a Black Ankh necklace. Hahaha, like what the fuck does that even mean? I lived in the suburbs. My biggest problem was forgetting to save while playing Final Fantasy VIII
Anchor Blue was my favorite store at the mall by the way. Not only did they sell stupid pants but they also sold Dragon Ball Z shirts that I happily wore to school. I dressed like a fuckin asshole. I remember I literally had 4 pairs of these zipper/pants shorts?
Do you know what those are? They were pants with a zipper attached below the knee and you can turn them into shorts. Like it was cool when you were 13 and didn’t know better but looking back that was mighty fuckin suspect. Present Mig would totally pick on high school Mig ALLDAY. And it would be nothing but homosexual slurs let me tell you.
We used the word faggot very liberally until 2012. We didn’t use it as a homosexual slur, no. It was kind of a ‘Jack-of-all-trades’ insult. Like, if someone was being an asshole, or lacked conviction, or if you wanted to guilt trip one of your homies into committing homosexual acts, then that would be a scenario where you would use the word faggot. Then the whole lgbt movement came along and all of a sudden it was this big, “Oh shit, faggot is such a disgusting word” taboo and now everyone gets all uncomfortable when you call someone a fag. Honestly, I’m fobbish so I didn’t even know it was a homosexual slur until years afterwards. Like when Eminem got criticized for using the word back in 2010. I understand, and totally agree with the sentiment and the lgbt movement. It should be chopped from our language. I just find it totally interesting, and wow, what an awkward segment. LOL
Anyways, yea...Jenny. She sucked at math, hahah. What?
Jenny was this girl I had a crush on like sophomore year. She was in my fourth period English class. I wrote her a note confessing my affection. She was this plain jane latina soccer player. Totes cute tho. I told her I was feeling her and that we should date even though I didn’t have a car, or a job, or permission from my parents to go out. She politely declined my invitation. Maybe it was my zipper shorts or my 2 sizes too large bright red Vegeta shirt but we never walked to class ever again. LOLOL Which was fuckin hilarious because we still had fourth and fifth period together.
Like how do you avoid someone when you are walking to the same class? Like bitch, we have English fourth period and Math fifth period, I know where the fuck you're going to be. We are totally walking the same direction.
Fifth period was this remedial math class because they didn’t know where to place me since I came from a private school. I was only there for half the year before the teacher knew I was smarter than that, but fuuuuck whhhy did I make friends with the people of that class! It was filled with cholos, white trash nu-metal heads, then me and Jenny. Jenny legit did not know math so she was actually trying, and I was in a group with these 3 white guys and all they talked about was KORN and professional wrestling. Fuck man, I soaked that shit up like a fuckin sponge.
Sometimes I would see her struggling with daily assignments and I would be sitting there finished, smiling. Listening to these assholes next to me talk about, “Who would win in a steel cage, The Deftones or Incubus?”. Then they would shout some shit like, “Fuck Incubus. Fuckin Pussies!” Which is half true, so I didn't see the lie there. I couldn’t tell them, “Hey guys, Brandon Boyd isn’t a faggot, chill out”. Sometimes Me and Jenny lock eyes, and most of the time I quickly look away because I’m embarrassed, but on those rare occasions I'dlook at her and I say, “This could have been you bitch”
